Agnes Welcomes You...

Be what you would seem to be -- or, if you'd like it put more simply -- Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.~The Duchess

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Lotta Hardware, Very Little Hippo


Did this little shoot several months back. I like it. We went to the famous Hippo Hardware & of course it was awesome. There's brass & dust & lights & junk so I felt right at home. 

Portland fashion photographer Agnes at Hippo HardwarePortland Jewelry designer, Agnes at Hippo Hardware

Portland fashion photographer and jewelry designer, agnes, at Hippo Hardware



Portland fashion photographer and jewelry designer, agnes, at Hippo Hardware

Oh and as promised...something NEW:

Portland Jewelry designer, Agnes deer brooch necklace

All baubles available HERE! Enjoy peeps.

It's Official...I am a terrible blogger

Can you even call yourself a blogger if you haven't done it for a year?  No?  Yeah, I figured. WELL I'M SORRY OK. I had....stuff...happen...or whatever.  Soooo now I'm gonna play catch up and post a bunch of stuff that already happened so I feel better about myself.  It's all about internal lies, really.  I'm ok with it.

To make this less lame, I promise to add something new for every old thing I post.  So there's that.

This is new:




Sunday, November 27, 2011

OMG NEW BUSINESS CARDS

Have I mentioned before that I have an awesome friend who happens to be a letterpress printer? I'm pretty sure I have. Well anyhoo, her name is Allison & she is the talented proprietor of Lettuce Press. We will be neighbors at Crafty Wonderland this year & have happily become joined at the hip as giggly little craft companions at her printing studio in Portland.

Now, I've been toying with the idea of printing some nifty Agnes cards via her RIDICULOUS presses. They're big & shiny & clunky & have cool names (Hetty & Bib). <3

A few weeks back Allison & I were brainstorming on what an "Agnes" printed card would look like. My ideas were MEH...then she was like "what about a doily" and I was all like LIGHTBULB let's do some lace. And she was all like YES, and I was all like THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
AND IT WAS GOOD.
Behold, the Agnes card. Props to Lettuce Press!!! Have her print all your cards/invites/prints & whatever because she's awesome at it. She's also doing a calender. Which will be sold at Crafty. That you can buy. Do it.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Bite The Bullet.


Bullets with chains, bullets with crystal, bullets with pearls, BULLETS BULLETS BULLETS. I love to add these little guys to a craft table! They start conversation (one lady told me bullet shells always remind her of her childhood because she used to use them to catch ants which she would then bury, consequently killing the ants...wtf.), ANYWAYS, they always seems to make people smile so I've tried to keep them fresh & interesting for all you bauble-loving folks out there. I've got quite the collection to be sold exclusively at some upcoming holiday shows! You can always request a bullet bauble from the Agnes Etsy as well, I may even list them eventually. WHAT. Yeah. Proactive.

Enjoy!


All of these baubles (including the matching earrings!) are all under $30 which makes them a steal for holiday gifts!


Agnes Exclusives!


These little gems will ONLY be sold at the Urban Craft Uprising & Crafty Wonderland shows coming up in December! I only have a few of these little beauties to sell so I encourage all of you lovely reader(s) to swoop them up!

First up....drumroll please...

"Oh Deer!" Necklace:
These little guys will be $26.00...perfect gift for my fellow deer collectors.
(I hoard deer figurines, you people should be amazed I even considered letting these go)

Vintage Kellogg Pep Pin Necklaces:



I've got about 6 of these little guys...all for $24.00.
Not too shabby for a little piece of adorable history!

Again, these precious little baubles will ONLY be available at Crafty & UCU shows so you better roll your butt out of bed & snag them! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

I Declare War On The Senior Pic

So a while back I was looking through one of the yearbooks some of my employees just got & while I was attempting to block out my terrible high school experience that suddenly came rushing back I decided to look at the senior section and ohmygodtheyaresobad. I mean really folks. I'm not saying I'm all that great, don't get me wrong there (I am great but nobody likes a snob), but it is kinda surprising how boring senior pics are. Is this necessary? I think not. I say we start a movement people. DOWN WITH LAME SENIOR PICS.

The shoot below is the senior session I did for my little Iris...who is adorable & perfect & was a great sport even though I made her drive around all day to find all this crap.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

THE CRAFT GODS LOVE ME.

For really reals folks...2011 is the year of AGNES. Not even kidding. I totes got into Crafty Wonderland too!!! SHUT UP. I know. I love me. Come see me sell stuff.

Hope to see all of your lovely faces!!