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With big girl baubles come big girl craft shows.  We're going (going, back, back) to Cali (Cali, Cali)!  **Jeez, sorry, somebody shouldn't be blogging after listening to the 90's Sirius station**  

We'll be at this big bad craft smorgasbord (spelled that right the first time thankyouverymuch) come December!  Come see us pretend to be adults!

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My Long Lost Blog...

Forgive me...as I am so so rusty from my unintentional boycott of this blog. While I curse my favorite blogs for not posting things for my enjoyment on a daily basis I've let this one rot into oblivion. Whoops. Well I'm back on the wagon folks! Or...FOLK...must not get too hasty on my count of readers...

I started taking a photo class so I figured I would start posting some of the more recent (or recently neglected) photos as I get to them. This shoot was from a "vintage bride" shoot I did with the always beautiful Erin & my sometimes partner in crime, Jade Rose Designs. I wanted to go for a 1940's feel for the shoot so I dug my fur coat out (PETA be damned...oh stop it, those animals would have been dead by now anyway) and headed up to the greenhouse out at Luscher Farm. Greenhouses are so great, the lighting is amazing, it's nice & toasty inside...ahhh...loves it. I even made a FAAAABulous pearl necklace monstrosity just for funsies. That sucker weighs like 10 pounds. Enjoy!

All the hair pieces are available at Jade's Etsy Site!!

Jewelry available at my alter ego's Etsy, with the exception of Mega Pearl...if you're interested, just email me from the Etsy & we can chit chat....

I love this next shot! It's so perfectly Vintage Glam & Old Hollywood...can't wait to take more!

How perfectly glamour is Erin's face?! Ah...I was born in the wrong set of decades...

Dita Von Teese, eat your heart out....

I was too lazy to copyright these (also copyrighting looks wonky to me) so, please please please don't steal them. I know voodoo & a slew of other nasty hellfire techniques and I'll come after you. Perhaps I will copyright them to save you the pain...eventually...

These Things Have Come & Gone But I'm Posting Them 'Cause That's What Bloggers Do...I Think...

Soooo like a bagillion years ago I decided I wanted to do an Alice In Wonderland inspired shoot with some of my jewelry & some of Jade's designs. It was mostly an opportunity to showcase our schtuff PLUS show off all the random shit I keep in my apartment. Which, let's face it, is far cooler than the shit in your apartment. No really it is. My episode of Hoarders is gonna be like the best episode EVER. Hipster Hoarder. Anyrandomjunk, these are the "test" shots from that shoot. The REAL shoot already happened like 2 weeks ago & I'll post those too...all in due time dearies.

In all reality, I like this shoot as a separate entity considering how different it turned out from the following set. Kind of like the first Willy Wonka compared to the fuckery/coolness Tim Burton version. (Dear Tim Burton, I would like to climb around in your brain & look at all the weird shit in there. Love, Agnes) Moving on...

P.S. Erin is a kick-ass model & I love her.

I decided I wanted to tinker with color a bit...I like tinkering..

There are literally so many pictures in this set I have a hard time picking. FIERCE. Good lord I love all the table detritus...I mean, who keeps this kind of crap around them at all times. Me. I do. Because I'm weird. Stop judging me.